For celebrities and Internet personalities like ourselves, websites are an integral part of letting the world know what you’re up to. In the last few years, most actors and musicians have turned to places like Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram to get the word out about their personal brand. But there are still a few holdouts that are either maintaining their web presence or they just forgot that they have a website and haven’t touched it in years. Those are the websites that we’re telling you about today – the most strange, weird, and poorly conceived celebrity websites online today.
It’s honestly a tad embarrassing to look at the weird celebrity websites on this list. We can almost give a pass to the terrible websites for grandpa stars like Bruce Willis and Gary Busey, but shouldn’t someone tell Miley Cyrus that her personal web portal looks like someone spilled bong resin on a Lisa Frank poster? And surely Melanie Griffin is in on the joke of her insane website, right? Okay probably not, and that’s what makes digging through these weird celebrity websites so much fun.
Although, if we could offer our services to just one website on this list it would be the Smashmouth website. Please please please let us make you tumblr or something. It’s embarrassing that the Hawaiian-shirts-come-to-life who sang “All Star” don’t have a webpage.
Vote on the weirdest celebrity website, and even tell us about an even weirder celeb website if you think one exists.
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Amy Brenneman
Why do we feel like we've played this board game and hated it before?
Bret Michaels
We know you're dying to see all that Bret Michaels gear on Overstock.com.
Channing Tatum
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, we can't get over Channing Tatum naming his website, Channing Tatum ~Unwrapped~. Well Magic Mike, you've sufficiently creeped us all out.
Gary Busey
WOW! That's all we could say when we found Gary Busey's website. He's got everything on here: Buseyisms, merch, and a music video for his terrible blues rock vanity project. Don't lose yourself in this rabbit hole.
Gene Simmons
Yep. This site looks pretty much like you thought it would (if you were thinking it would look like an Ed Hardy shirt exploded on a frat party).
Jada Pinkett Smith
Are you surprised that Jada and her husband have the same web designer? She, too, is also all about Facebook, and Paris we guess?
Jim Carrey
Remember how every website in the late '90s/early 2000s made you suffer through a loading screen and then had you deal with a needlessly overwrought site that lacked actual information? Well take all of those sites and slap Jim Carrey's face onto them and you've got jimcarrey.com.
Melanie Griffith
Despite once having an "acid trip" of a website, it seems Melanie Griffith has let her domain name lapse. But don't worry all you Griffith heads out there, she's got a white knight of a fan who's holding on to the domain for her until the day she comes crawling back.
Miley Cyrus
This is what you get when you let your stoner best friend design your website.
Will Smith
Why aren't you on Will Smith's Facebook page?! According to his website, it's the only thing on the Internet that matters!