Admit it, despite all of your better judgment, you kind of want to know everything there is to know about the weird and wild world that is Donald Trump's sex life. Whether you’re pumped about his presidential run or you couldn’t care less, there’s something fascinating about "The Donald." It makes all of us want to know what’s going on between the sheets when he takes his hair off and gets down to business.
This list covers everything from the fact that Donald Trump married three different women and once started divorce proceedings on Christmas Eve, to the rumors that he has trouble erecting Trump Tower. (Get it?) Just to be clear, there is a lot of Donald Trump NSFW information on this list. It's not for the faint of heart.
Today Donald Trump is a happily married man-type creature, but you better believe there is all kinds of weird information about Donald Trump dating different ladies in the '70s and '80s. Can you imagine being a Donald Trump girlfriend back then? At least it would have been cool to skip the line at Studio 54. Now that your sick fascination with Trump has built to a fever pitch, feel free to start scrolling through this list of salacious details about the host of The Apprentice and Paul Ryan’s new best friend, Donald Trump.
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He Loves Golden Showers From Russian Prostitutes
According to a report from Buzzfeed, President Donald Trump likes getting peed on during sex. Yes, Trump loves golden showers. Specifically golden shower from Russian prostitutes who visit him inside the same hotel bed where President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle once stayed while visiting Russia.
These fun revelations were discovered after Russian officials threatened to reveal Trump's perverted sex acts just days before his presidential inauguration. So presidential.
He's Cool with People Talking About His Infidelity
In a campaign trail interview, Trump told reporters that his past indiscretions were fair game. And you know he found a way to turn that around on to Bill Clinton, "If he's going to be out there campaigning, then it's certainly' fair game, 'and I think everybody agrees with me on that." Zing!
He's a Flirt
In an early' 90s interview with Playboy, Trump admitted that he does like to flirt from time to time, but that it doesn't mean anything. "I think any man enjoys flirtations, and if he said he didn’t, he’d be lying or he’d be a politician trying to get the extra four votes," Trump said. "I think everybody likes knowing he’s well responded to. Especially as you get into certain strata where there is an ego involved and a high level of success, it’s important. People really like the idea that other people respond well to them."
He later divorced his first wife after cheating on her with Marla Maples.
He Kisses Like No Other
According to some young thing he was dating in 1991, Trump is not only a good kisser, but he's "a very good dancer."
He Can't Maintain
In a 1993 biography of Trump, Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump, it says Ivana Trump "confided to female friends that Donald had difficulty achieving and maintaining an erection."
He's Lucky Not to Be Riddled with STDs
In the '90s, Trump told shock jock Howard Stern that he was lucky to not get a disease when he was sleeping around in the '80s. “I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world. It is a dangerous world out there. It’s scary, like Vietnam."
A Penthouse Pet Said He's Great in Bed
He Wants You to Know That He Has a Nice Human Penis
After being attacked my Marco Rubio for having small hands, Trump went on the defensive to assure everyone of his manhood. "Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands -- 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee." Me thinks Trump doth protest too much.
He Doesn't Have a Problem Sexualizing His Daughter
In a 1994 interview with Lifetimes of the Rich and Famous, Trump responded to a question about his one-year-old daughter Tiffany by saying, "She's got [her mom's] legs and we don't know whether or not she's got this part yet..." When he said "this part," he grabbed his chest. Um... huh?
No Butts for Donald, Please!
In multiple interviews with Howard Stern, Trump has gone on record with his opinions on butts. The worst quote was about Kim Kardashian's behind, when he said that "in the old days, people would say she had a bad body." BOOOOOO!