The inner workings of the human mind are a mystery and there are tons of celebrities who should write a tell-all, so we can have a little peek inside. The best chance that you have to get to know anyone is through either having a one on one conversation or by reading their tell-all book, should they be so nice as to write one. The stories trapped inside the minds of the famous people on this are the insane bat sh** crazy ones, we definitely want to read. To be fair, they’re not all crazy people, but they are all interesting, and maybe a little enigmatic. Put on your reading glasses and crack open this list of celebrities who NEEEEED to write a tell-all.
Charlie Sheen, Axl Rose, and Lindsay Lohan: all three of these famously nutso Hollywood types and public figures need to be tied to a typewriter until they come out with thousand page autobiographies. Even if you’re not a reader, you know you’d learn your ABCs just to find out about whether or not Axl Rose actually liked wearing those tiny spandex shorts. Outside of spandex shorts, there’s baby mama drama, mysterious deaths, and weird racial outbursts that we need to know about. We’re putting all of these unwritten celebrity tell-alls on our Christmas list – if you’re a celebrity and you’re reading this, close your computer, pick up the pen, and get to work!
If you’re not a celebrity, just a lowly civilian like the rest of us, vote on which celebrity tell all book you would want to read, and leave us a comment or two telling us if we missed your favorite celeb, whose complete story you simply need to hear.
Celebrities Who NEED to Write a Tell-All,
Charlie Sheen
He's probably missed the apex of his tell-all sales but a Charlie Sheen autobiography would still be the perfect Christmas present for a burgeoning meth head.
Christopher Walken
We just want to know the truth: is that his real voice?
Danny DeVito
Few actors have as many sordid tales to tell as DeVito likely does.
Debbie Reynolds
Acting in the studio system since she was just 16, who doesn't want to hear a whole bunch of Old Hollywood tales?
Helena Bonham Carter
Is anyone surprised by the notion that portrayer of nut jobs like Bellatrix Lestrange and Marla Singer, is actually crazier than a house rat in real life? Let's learn more about the craziness, it's got to be a lot of fun.
Robert Downey Jr.
As much as Iron Man is averse to discussing his choppy past, he's one of the most interesting stars of the past 50 years and a multi-volume autobiography isn't too much to ask for.
Sean Connery
The true Bond in all our hearts simply must give everyone the scoop and just every single detail from every single moment.
Stephen Hawking
Sure, he told us everything about the history of time, but what about his fascinating life?
Steve Martin
It's high time the funny man bared all, from his early comedy days, to whatever fireside, banjo playing hijinks he's up to now.
Stephen King
There just have to be all kinds of crazy life stories rattling around in King's head. How else does he think up such chilling thrillers and horror novels?